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Why won’t Eskimos eat a penguin egg?

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Because they live on the opposite side of the world!
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What is round, furry, and peeks out of your pajamas at night?

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Your head. 
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What’s the difference between a man and a Margarita?

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The margarita hits the spot every time. 
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What did the mouse say to the cheese?

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Squeak
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

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Because the are extinct
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What goes up but never comes down?

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Your age
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What two days start with T besides Tuesday and Thursday?

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Today and Tomorrow
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What did the nice garbage can say to the gossiping garbage can?

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Stop talking trash
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PattyPancakes
PattyPancakes
1 month ago

I am yours only once a year, you still cut me up with no fear. What am I?

Your birthday cake

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